"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is." -- Chuck Reid
"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." -- Dave Barry
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." -- William Feather
"All generalizations are dangerous, even this one." -- Alexandre Dumas
"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends." -- Herbert Hoover
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." -- Rita Mae Brown
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